Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
