Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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