would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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