i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
do nipples grow back?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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