Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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