i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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