how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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