I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
time to smoke my breakfast
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
So gin and wine won't be happening again
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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