You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
