oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
ok first of all what the fuck
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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