He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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