Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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