Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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