gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
We're using joints as your birthday candles
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Randomize
