I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
