fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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