Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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