there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Randomize
