Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
We just shotgunned beers for America
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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