Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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