Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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