yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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