Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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