weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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