im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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