Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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