I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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