Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I see more hoeing in ur future
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