is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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