i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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