hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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