So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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