it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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