Dual....:-)
You work out of a Hotel?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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