2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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