Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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