So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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