This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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