I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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