Dual....:-)
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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