I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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