I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
there is puke in my bra ... again
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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