Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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