grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Another day, another engagement, another cat
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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