Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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