Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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