Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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