their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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