incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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