Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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