In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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