what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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